To be continued...
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Hi everybody! Welcome to the DEFCON New Year's Eve edition Super Tiebreaker Apocalypse Extraordinaire,
where we break the tie of Hacker Jeopardy from DEFCON in 2020. Because if there's one
thing we can't let happen, it's going into a new year 2021.
With statistical anomalies, because we all know how this worked this past year.
Everybody, thank you so much for watching tonight. We are all excited to be here to
provide you some championship action. We've made some difficult questions, we've got a whole lot of
crazy for you. We've got two teams that have, again, dialed in from around the world to try to
entertain you with not only the best of the best, but also the best of the best.
And without any further ado, a couple of quick shoutouts.
Thanks a lot to the DFIU TV team, FizzGig, Wynn, Kaeli, and myself, for bringing all
this to you today. And without further ado, let's go to the big board and meet our teams.
Let's play Hacker Jeopardy!
Hey everybody!
Welcome to the Hacker Jeopardy!
end of the apocalypse uh 2020 is almost over and well i don't have a lot of uh faith for 2021
except for the fact that we're we're still here everything is still ostensibly okay but we got
two teams uh on on my on my left uh with a uh on my on my right i don't know whatever on in blue
how about that in blue uh we've got uh three players who are very well familiar with playing
hacker jeopardy having won a number of competitions at contests at conferences
worldwide everybody in blue it's the church of wi-fi church of wi-fi everybody
uh church of wi-fi today from top to bottom we've got dr sexual potato md render man and our team
captain evil mogg mogg how you doing i'm doing fantastic it's great to be here on new year's eve
are you all uh
have you done a lot of preparation for the big uh the big match uh today you know i've been
practicing my liver for the last couple of weeks we're all prepared and uh look forward to doing
battle on the uh game show here well excellent well we'll find out a little bit more about uh
you and your team's new year's resolutions uh between the two rounds but without any further
ado i have to uh you know kind of introduce the meme from hacker jeopardy uh our team in red
they are you know they seem to be perennially in second place this time they made it a tie
who knows maybe even this time they'll win the game it's show and tell that in red
the top and bottom uh we've got our captain jeff mcjunkin sketch and logan hi everybody
jeff how are you guys doing are you ready uh ready to play the game if 2020 has prepared me for
one thing it is not hacker during trading for gold it is not africa it is shit sorry i said sometime
jeopardy but my liver has been fully prepared by all of the 2020 events so i'm uh ready the
zombies are not yet at the door so uh let's do this before they arrive is it yeah i think that's
great is this uh finally your time you're gonna take down church of wi-fi you know we've been
studying up on our well-known port numbers so uh pretty good yeah what port is helmet on
it's in the teens somewhere i'm pretty sure
sounds legit all right well if if that is not the kind of inspiration
that we need to get into round one let's play hacker jeopardy
all right uh let's populate that board
and your categories for round number one are
mask up
seconds
uh
wi-fi
fictional computers
solar winds is it too soon it's too soon isn't it now we'll do it live and finally
pick the fake pick the fake i'm going to give you a number of top level domains you tell me which
one lintile made up all right um uh
let's see um i guess we'll we'll spin the wheel of doom to figure out who goes first
odd number it's church and wi-fi even number it's showing telnet
just like the port number for telnet and it's 24 so show and tell that you have
control of the board number for telnet yes
all right oh my goodness this meme will never die where are we going jeff sketch your choice uh fictional computers for 100.
fictional computers for 100. here we go the evil villain in the world of tron
show and telnet what is mcp
uh can you expand it for me what is the master control program that's the correct response well
done
all right it's uh still in control telnet
fictional computers for 200.
this waterproof supercomputer married to sheldon plankton on spongebob
may want to talk to a manager
church of wi-fi what is karen
what is karen is the correct response karen plankton absolutely right big spongebob fan there
render yeah i had a feeling all right church of wi-fi is the correct response or gear or allows you Wifi the Army! current is phone 통 desengot for phone this is Ladyer. An 8ィ Function Control i feelusion. No ней rain of the호у Dan here phone. NoElwáí Halčíukułá
Church of Wi-Fi, you're in the lead and in control.
Actual computers for $300.
The computer on the NCC-1701D was referred to by this five-letter acronym.
Church of Wi-Fi?
What is LCARS?
What is L-C-A-R-S?
Yeah, in stereo and correct, LCARS, absolutely right.
All right, well done.
All right, a little bit of a leap for Church of Wi-Fi, you're still in control.
For four.
The computer that finally came up with the answer, 42.
Show IntelNet.
What is Deep Thought?
What is Deep Thought is correct, well done.
All tied up.
TellNet, you're in control.
Let's just go for five.
Cleaning out the category for five.
The human brain scan become AI TV personality portrayed by Matt Frewer.
Show IntelNet.
What is Max Headroom?
What is Max Headroom is correct for 1,000 points and the lead.
Hey, everybody, Wynn Schwartau is here.
Let's hear it for Wynn Schwartau.
Yeah, Wynn.
Oh, man, I'm so overwhelmed.
I just want to say Happy New Year.
I know, you're probably.
What?
I'm probably what?
Oh, go ahead.
No, it's all right.
I'm probably what?
I wanted you to take the first shot.
I was saying to the audience that you're probably surprised that Wynn connected his
computer all the way to the Zoom meeting so that it sounded good, right?
I wanted to thank all you guys for being here.
I mean, it is for many of you.
This has been like, how many?
25 years.
Thank you for continuing the tradition and going safe and doing all that.
I humbly bow in all of your directions.
Carry on the tradition.
Thank you.
Enjoy.
And I'm just going to sit here and enjoy myself.
Thanks, Wynn.
Keep the video on while you enjoy yourself.
Damn it.
I'll.
Yeah.
It's not Hacker Jeopardy on Wynn unless Wynn enjoys himself.
But anyways, let's get back to the board.
Show and tell that you are in control.
You're going to have to pick a new category.
Let's go with SolarWinds for 100.
SolarWinds for 100.
Let's see if everybody has been reading the Internet.
One of the founders of SolarWinds, Donald Yance, was a former executive at this evil
blue retail corporation.
Show and tell that.
What is IBM?
What is IBM?
Is incorrect.
Church of Wi-Fi.
Would you like to attempt?
Hearing nobody.
No.
IBM is not a retail corporation.
The correct response is Walmart.
Walmart.
Yeah.
All right.
That little bit of a setback there.
Tell that.
But you're still in control.
SolarWinds for 100.
SolarWinds for 200.
SolarWinds for two.
SolarWinds produced a version of this common networking tool where each hop is identified
between a source and a target.
Show and tell that.
What is Traceroute?
Better known as Tracer T.
Tracer T or Traceroute is the correct response.
Well done.
300.
SolarWinds for three.
There are currently investigations into this suspected illegal activity at SolarWinds as
almost $280 million of stock was sold off only days prior to the breach announcement.
Show and tell that.
What is Insider Trading?
What is Insider Trading is the correct response.
Well done.
Pulling out to a little bit of a lead.
400.
300.
By now, everyone has heard of Sunburst, but Microsoft found a second attack they dubbed
this even more explosive astronomical term.
Show and tell that.
What is Soloragate?
No, I'm sorry.
That's incorrect.
Church of Wi-Fi, would you like to attempt?
Nah.
Seeing shaking heads.
What I was going here is Supernova.
Supernova.
Yeah, it's like all just as good as Sunburst but less code signing.
Anyways, back to the board.
One last clue in that category or we can go somewhere else.
Let's close it out like 20.
Let's go for five.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Put SolarWinds to bed.
That's a big agreement there.
oh my goodness looks like we have just reached our first dfiu double so i would say in the spirit of
don't fuck it up show and tell that how much you're going to wager on this category in the
category solar winds bet it all bet it all do it i will take men's advice many things
but especially today let's go for it you're gonna bet it all all right
all right here is your clue solar winds had a production ftp server which could be accessed
for upload with this hilariously simple password what this is
does case matter
oh my goodness the punctuation got you in the end jeff no it's just
one two three oh i'm so sorry uh but that's gonna be all of it uh yeah ignore the fact that
this is all uppercase but yes it is the actual correct response is uh lowercase solar wind
winds one two three well uh you know it was a it was a good game yeah sorry about that but uh you
know what it's it's very early in round one we're gonna have two rounds today so uh where are we
going next uh let's steal from our fellow church members i hear that it's good to steal from
clergy and go to wi-fi one all right wi-fi for how much 100 here's your clue
according to an advertising slogan for the wi-fi alliance it's the quote standard for wireless this
show and tell net
what is security
no church of wi-fi
i see your address
no church of wi-fi
i see your address
I see the mostly Canadian team has gone with drinking as a strategy.
This might not be the best strategy.
All right.
No, I'm sorry.
The correct answer, the fi in Wi-Fi, although it's not official,
according to one advertising slogan, it was fidelity.
Why was this fidelity?
I figured they wouldn't advertise that.
Now it's time to get – yeah, I don't know.
I mean, high fidelity wins.
Am I right?
High fidelity.
We called that stereo.
It was an analog function, but that's a different discussion.
When does a person who is doing more potatoes when they're banging rocks together win?
Sorry?
Is that what was happening when they were banging rocks together in the game that day?
Another discussion.
Another discussion.
Q&A comes up later.
The answer was yes.
Please, please, Jeff, pick another category.
Second for one.
The crack attack on WPA2 relied on inducing reuse of these throwaway values in cryptographic operations.
Church of Wi-Fi.
What is it not?
Not our initialization vectors.
Okay, you're lucky here because MOGs – I've got to take your first response,
and very clearly the first response that I heard,
was nonce from MOG,
and so we're going to give you the correct response,
even though initialization vectors was afterwards and wrong.
So that was correct.
My goodness.
I think technically they're the same thing, but –
Direct attacks with IVs were first.
Anyway, you're cool.
Okay, number one, they are not technically the same thing.
Stop that right now, because no.
But anyways, moving on, you got lucky because MOG's internet is slightly faster than yours.
Moving back to the board.
Three on three.
Three on three.
Church of Wi-Fi, you're in control.
Three on three.
Nice.
Three hundred.
The official logo of the Wi-Fi alliance is based on this symbol from ancient Chinese philosophy.
Anybody?
Whoever's Googling, stop it.
Who's that win?
i said sorry for one day all right uh anybody last chance three two one
we're looking for the yin yang you'll look it up later you'll figure it out you've seen this
everywhere uh all right church of wi-fi you're in my high school girlfriend or in the control
tattoo four hundred for four the expansion of ssid church of wi-fi
what is service set identifier what is service set identifier is the correct response
absolutely well done
we can do more than drink all right back to the board uh pulling out with a 100 lead here
uh wi-fi for five we're going for five
war driving is the process of tracking down and identifying signals like wi-fi
but this is going further to make literal graffiti where signals are found
church of wi-fi what is war chalking what is war chalking is the correct response in the lead by
60 1700. show and tell that you're going to need to pick things up
a little bit here to stay close in round number one but uh church of wi-fi you're in control
we're going mask up for one mask up for one a balaclava
show and tell that what is a mask uh be more specific what is a face mask
what is it face what is a middle eastern face mask
i'm gonna say no to that church of wi-fi
what is the ski mask what is a ski mask that's it render this is what i'm going for
yeah absolutely right all right uh apparently they know how to use masks in canada who knew
all right we're going masks for two
in decimal the subnet mask of a slash 16 network
show and tell net what is 255.255.0.0 is the correct response well done
you're out of the hole hooray yay for now that's the that's the edge of the hole a fresh start
zero is a hole all right uh tell that you're back in control mask up for 300.
universe is right a bit map which is used to indicate
the areas of a digital picture to display with or without transparency
show and tell that
what is a bit mask
um i'm going to accept it because when schwirto actually uh convinced me before the show that
that was an acceptable answer as well uh what i was going for was image mask but i will accept
a bit mask as well that is the correct response
all right show and tell net you're still in control here we go
in octal the parameter to you mask to get 0644 as initial file permissions
uh yeah that's what i'm open for show and tell net
what is 7133 uh i will accept 7133 is correct uh i just realized that
that's the right response instead of for what i read but yes uh i will i will have my own drink
sometimes when somebody figures it out and you realize that they had the right answer it's it's
fine hey i'm just i've literally just what i'm doing a question in the chat i just read a question
been by myself in this room for yeah well uh that'll be one on my tab for the next time we're
all back together in 2021 or 2028 or whenever that happens again all right show and tell net
you're in the lead mask up for 500 mask up for five the rights to this mask are hilariously
owned by time warner giving them royalties every time one is bought in protest church of wi-fi
what is the guy what is the guy three times it's right every single one what is the guy
fox mask is the correct response doesn't it make you feel good at all you
no no sorry uh that race condition has been solved by my firmware but uh it's good to know
that every time one of you uh morons watching this buys one of those to do something stupid
you're paying time warner congratulations all right
you
two categories to go church of wi-fi you're 1500 ahead in the lead
where are we going next not with my time warner
let's go with uh what the hell i can't read either of those um pick the fake for 100
pick the fake for 100 uh remember these are all top level domains one of which i've made up
tell me which one's the fake dot boston dot nyc or dot toronto
show and tell net what is dot toronto well that's the correct response the other two are real
figured i'd throw some canadian love out there but i guess that's a canadian fail canadian fail
nobody likes
all right
we didn't we didn't have the opportunity to fix every feature but we made sure that that one was
working i'm just letting you know that i appreciate it
i didn't get all the answers right on the screen but
damn it if we didn't have a little thing that says canadian fail right there canadian fail
oh man that's good that balances the scales
yeah yeah good enough showed you all right where are we going next tell that
206 200
dot
pizza dot cheese dot beer or dot delivery
makes me hungry
church of wi-fi dot cheese what is dot cheese not a formal question uh show and tell that
you fucked it up
what is dot cheese what is that cheese is the right response
what is that cheese is the right response
oh yeah
yeah
all right
all right
let feel away
bless you moth
bless you
that
where we going
i appreciate the church of wi-fi blessing
it is
and also with you
if it's not it should be i heard pick the Fed to
300
that hits a dfi
you doubled don't fuck it upников
and tell that you are literally half of what church of wi-fi has as a total it's also the
same situation all right all right are you gonna do it do it all the only option all right let's
go for it when would never see me wrong again by the way for the purposes of uh i wasn't the one
weren't wrong uh for the purposes of the lawyers i have to tell you that uh we at hacker jeopardy
do not endorse following winch portow's opinion actually all one thousand right there uh
for a share of the lead dot intel dot amd dot dell or dot ibm
any takers
uh i would speculate the second one because they don't seem like as big of a dicks what is dot amd
what is dot amd is the correct response and we've got it
i'm i'm getting tired of this thai stuff we're gonna run out of questions
all right back to the board telnet
in control
uh thanks for four seconds for one go seconds for one seconds for one okay seconds for one
an injected second of this type is represented as 23 59 60 in many operating systems church of wi-fi
what is a second what is a leap second i heard it in stereo and that is correct head by 100 points
you've got the board
seconds for two seconds for two 72 hecto seconds in hours
metric again it's a metric prefix
show and tell it what is two what is two hours is the correct response
that's correct
a hecto second being very clearly a hundred seconds for everybody who does
it do the metric system here tone it you are in the lead or in in the control 300 the length of
a second is based off of the frequency of an isotope of this element symbol cs church of wi-fi
what is this cesium adam what is cesium is correct
what is cesium adam what is cesium is correct
back into the lead and i think you missed all right we're in the future here with stereo
we're going for four one was the uh okay you'll need to bring a second for support if you wish
to challenge someone to this one-on-one combat what is it doing telnet what is a duel is the
correct response somebody saw hamilton all right uh telling it you're in control three clues left
in round one uh second for five seconds for 500 declaration of a second is necessary for
a motion to be considered by a parliament according to this 1876 book of guidelines
church of the book of wi-fi
the church of wi-fi what is robert's rules of order is the correct response
well done oh canada and your parliament i mean how many of us
society unlike you heathens wait your parliament like passes stuff
yeah we actually yeah we're going for four
all right pick the fake for board dot tar dot zip dot cab or dot data
show and tell that what is dot tab
cab is incorrect church of wi-fi
what is dot data
that data is also incorrect uh fair play everybody lost the same it's not
a google domain dot cab is actually made for taxis dot data is the data science thing anyways
dot tar is my goodness all right last clue dot red dot blue dot green or dot yellow
fucked if i know
all right no takers going once going twice give it to dave gone
oh
sorry everybody the
correct
response here is dot yellow dot yellow
you couldn't even put an rgb
i know right annoying isn't it
all right well uh we've reached the end of round one uh let's uh let's take a couple of uh seconds
and talk to our teams so uh you know dr sexual potato is it sensual potato or sexual potato
or does it does it change every time i accept either it changes yeah okay
is
it's what is it right now right now it's dr sensual potato feeling more sensual it turns
out sensual and sexual actually both a title and not his first name and he has earned both titles
so either works this is a super fun fact coming from the other team i like i like the energy we're
creating in this room so uh so have you made any uh new year's resolutions uh i oddly enough to
stop drinking so much well this is a real strange way to start that oh wait i guess you don't have
to do that for another couple hours that's a really good point yeah exactly i'm getting my
last blows in
yeah well welcome uh welcome welcome thanks for being here today uh under the sexual potato it's
render man render man thanks for thanks for being here today uh how how's your 2020 been
uh well i think this little guy uh exemplifies it you know kind of dumpster fire but uh you know
getting through still here good and anything you're particularly looking forward to in the
new year
smiting all my enemies
that's a carrying a lemon goal i'd say well i'm already drinking from skulls so you know
this is this is a fact well thanks for being here render and the last member
last but not least the church of wi-fi evil mog evil mog how you doing my man
oh i've been doing good i mean this is what my third event this new year's i've been
participating in because i've got whose slide is it anyways and the whole defcon mud
going on so i mean like i say i'm a dirty little that hits everything yeah i mean you didn't need
to prove you didn't need to prove to this crowd that you're a seen whore we understand uh have you
um have have you do you have any strange like or fun uh food traditions around the holidays or like
new years do you eat something special or anything like that up in canada we do actually
so i order brisket off my local barbecue place get as much beer delivered as i can that's arriving
here shortly other than that i'm a 40 year old normal guy my name is vi orr i'll be out in the
i don't really do much i'm kind of boring yeah who would have guessed that the canadian holiday
tradition would be more drinking well anyways without any further uh without any further do
everybody let's have a hand for one of our champions coming into today church of wi-fi
and on the right hand side uh or my right somebody's right uh we've got the red team
uh showing cell net uh starting off with the captain jeff mcjunkin jeff you got a sweet
background set up there looks like uh you know you've been have you just been in that room ever
since defcon correct i actually uh haven't left here for a few months now been in lockdown so uh
looking forward to 2021 where i get to leave this room uh the other corner just now you really don't
want to leave
he's just been squatting an open mic night stage that's my bathroom
oh you see good good and and when will the improv reopen
that's good yes jeff yeah thank you somebody knows improv that's perfect yes and you know
all right i have a friend who does improv i asked him if he had a favorite word and he said yes
and
spectacular
i'm not sure where it came from but um
seems like it oh that's that's good uh uh below jeff we've got sketch
oh that's fair that yeah that mango yeah i don't know whatever gluten-free concoction that is
uh sketch you've got a pretty interesting uh jacket on there what do you got there yeah um
you know i felt like it was a formal occasion that i need to get dressed up
for to celebrate the end of this horrible horrible year uh i couldn't find i think
they call them leg shirts there used to be a name for them i forget i think yeah
i can't
um so i i i went with the jacket
uh torso pants got it well thanks for being here today uh i hope you enjoyed your next episode i hope you enjoyed
new year's uh with the rest of us here last but not least uh the the man the myth the legend it's
logan how's it going man enjoying my beer what have a good time yeah yeah uh what uh what what
what is your resolution for next year well you want to share that with the class sure you know
i would like to try to win hacker jeffrey that'd be my goal my resolution nobody wins
well i i don't want to i don't want to like put that off for you next year but logan i hate to tell
you that this competition is barely going to finish uh before midnight so technically your
new year's resolution is for winning next year so let's make that very clear you're gonna have
to come back and you're gonna have to win uh and and just so everybody realizes uh you know as we
get to the second half
of this game uh both these teams were tied in first place at the end of hacker jeopardy at
defcon and so the winner of this game uh is going to be uh functioning as the uh the incoming
champion uh but when we uh you know go back to uh the normal bracket at defcon next year uh the
second place team uh will still automatically be qualified uh and we'll play on day one but
we'll need to re-qualify for the finals uh by virtue of losing this round uh so a lot on the
line here in round two uh what do you think uh everybody are we ready to go for it
or not
oh hell yeah someone send an emergency beer delivery
he's literally snowed in right now canada's out of beer
canada's most plentiful natural resource snow
you'll notice that the
you'll notice that the
you'll notice that the uh the point values are all doubled up here on the
uh the point values are all doubled up here on the
uh the point values are all doubled up here on the scoreboard so the maximum value of the clue
scoreboard so the maximum value of the clue
scoreboard so the maximum value of the clue is a thousand and these
is a thousand and these
is a thousand and these six garbage categories came from my brain
six garbage categories came from my brain
six garbage categories came from my brain to yours here they come
heteronyms uh for those of you that
heteronyms uh for those of you that
heteronyms uh for those of you that don't know what a heteronym is it's uh
don't know what a heteronym is it's uh
don't know what a heteronym is it's uh two words which are spelled the same but
two words which are spelled the same but
Um, how it's made, which is, uh, I'm going to give you a text editor.
You tell me the language it's programmed in.
Okay.
Crypto means cryptocurrency.
Fuck you.
Yes.
Movies by character.
Telnet plus or minus one.
Okay.
So in each of these answers, uh, you're going to see a number, which may be the port number
for Telnet, or it might be Telnet plus one or Telnet minus one.
So if I, yeah, yeah, exactly.
Yeah.
You got it, Jeff.
That's, that's the, that's the spirit.
Problem solved.
The, the, the, so the, so the thing is, is if you were trying to say, I don't know, uh,
whatever number.
Instead of that.
So if there was like a book title or a show or anything that had that number in it, you're
going to need to replace that with the word Telnet.
If it's that number Telnet plus one or Telnet minus one, depending on like what the correct
answer is.
Does that make sense?
So you're not going to say, yeah, this is going to be really great.
I had this idea last night.
I'm going to love it.
You might not.
I'm going to anyways.
And finally,
I was told there would be no.
Last this year or last year.
I'm just very simply going to tell you a thing that happened and you have to tell me whether
it happened this year, 2020 or last year, 2019, because time and everything sucks.
All right.
Show it.
Tell that by virtue of being in second place, you are in control of the board.
Sketch.
I mean, it's got our name on it.
Let's go for Telnet.
Plus or minus one for how much for 200, a no win situation or a Joseph Heller novel show and tell that what is catch 22.
Incorrect.
Should have listened, should have listened to my description church of wifi, but it's telling that minus plus one.
No.
That's incorrect.
It's fine.
Everything's fine.
I got kind of expected this to happen, but the correct answer is what is catch 12.
Tell that minus one.
Everybody go.
Oh,
there's no time for me.
I just came here to have a good time and I'm feeling very attacked right now.
Yeah.
yeah yeah that's fair all right i'm so excited um all right so uh
would you like to try that again sketch yes let's do uh plus or minus one for 400.
all right plus or minus 400 to the nearest degree the tilt of the earth's axis
this right off
showing telnet
what is telnet minus one degrees
no i'm sorry that's incorrect touching wi-fi not touching this one with a 200 foot pole
not an affordable question oh all right somebody around here
in church of wi-fi what is telnet degrees what is telnet degrees is absolutely right 23 23.4
all right 22. yeah good try though jeff
uh all right potato you're in control yeah let's do uh let's do telnet plus or minus one for 600.
all right here we go
the number of bits necessary to render a pixel in true color
church of wi-fi what is telnet plus one bits what is telnet plus one bits is absolutely right well
done uh let's go to minus one for 800.
for 800.
it's the dfi you double don't up all right church of wi-fi uh you're in the lead by
1700 uh how much would you like to weigh
the entire canadian gnp
but do you want to stop or tell him that dollars oh that's a good one
let's do telnet dollars what do you think
i mean you've at least gotta do tell them what is that what we're doing 500. we're at least got to do tell you 500 dollars
You got to at least do $100 Telnet dollars.
Come on.
All right, fine.
We'll do $1,000.
You said $1,000.
Okay.
$1,000.
We have $1,000.
Is it?
And your clue.
Jim Carrey starred in this creepy film about numerology.
What is the number Telnet?
What is the number Telnet is absolutely right.
Well done.
Damn.
All right, Church of Wi-Fi.
You're still in control.
Terrible movie by the way.
For those of us in the audience, so what is the movie title again?
The number 23.
It was awful.
It was awful.
It's 23?
Fuck.
Wait.
What are you doing, man?
There is actually a movie.
You know, I was going to give a factoid, but I don't know if this is Telnet plus or minus
one number 1,000, which should be our next one, just in case.
Okay.
Yeah.
Let's wait until we're out of the category before you factoid.
Thank you for being cognizant of that.
Right.
All right.
All right.
Yeah.
Well, I don't want to give the other guys a ...
Julius Caesar was stabbed this many times in 44 B.C.
Spoilers.
Going for it.
Showing Telnet.
What is Telnet minus one times?
Oh, no.
I'm sorry.
That's incorrect.
Church of Wi-Fi.
What is Telnet minus one times?
This is the best category I've ever written.
All right.
Church of Wi-Fi.
Are you going to go for it?
Nope.
Yeah.
I didn't think so.
Nope.
What is Telnet?
When in doubt, just tell me.
All right.
Well ...
Let's do this again.
I've entertained myself, so let's work on entertaining everybody else.
Church of Wi-Fi.
You're well into control.
That's not a Lentile fail.
I'm correct.
Yet.
Oh, God.
That was gross.
Let's cut that out.
We're going for Crypto Means Cryptocurrency for $200.
All right.
Crypto Means Cryptocurrency for $200.
A meme about the strategy of hoarding digital currency waiting for appreciation and value
features this misspelled four-letter word.
Showing Telnet.
What is HODL?
HODL.
HODL.
What is HODL?
What is HODL?
HODL gang?
HODL gang?
HODL gang?
Is the correct response.
This is HODLer.
All right.
Where are we going next?
Straight to hell, probably.
Is that what you meant?
Two.
200.
Yeah.
You just said that one.
It's already a 200.
Sorry.
The second word.
Just say it to me.
Okay.
400, please.
Oh, there you go.
Satoshi mine.
Satoshi mine.
find this beginning block in the Bitcoin blockchain with a reward of 50 Bitcoin show and tell net
what is the Genesis block is the correct response well done
coming back what is the third in the category 600
the financial incentive for nodes on the blockchain to mine individual transactions
transactions usually paid by the transaction broadcaster
five four three show and tell net what is the transaction fee
I'm gonna need you to be more specific there
what is the transaction fee paid to the miners mining fee yes that's what that that is what
the clue is trying to get you to tell me what it is and I'm sorry I can't accept that Church
of Wi-Fi would you like to give it a shot
yeah I'm sorry what I was looking for here was what is gas what is gas pay the gas to
all right move away specific to it all right move away all right I guess we're going to the
next one the smallest unit of delirium 10 to the negative 18th of a coin
no
metric show and tell that hashtag yellow what is a satoshi
what is the Satoshi would be the Bitcoin version that's incorrect
Church of Wi-Fi
no answer
okay apparently
you know we're gonna get rid of this technology
this year or last year
last year. Dear God.
Alright, cool. Since an
ERC-20 token can be exchanged for
other tokens of the same type without any change
in value, it's considered this
8-letter F word.
Like, you can take $100 and I give you $100
and it's the same amount.
Yeah. I'm a little fucked up.
You guys are fun, buddy.
That's only 6.
Alright, well,
the word we're
going here for is
fungible.
It's almost like somebody took a
Bitcoin and we destroyed that one.
Alright, well,
Dave, I owe you $5
because that was too hard.
Alright, show and tell that
you're in control.
This year or last year for $200.
This year or last year for $200.
West Virginia becomes the last
U.S. state to have a
confirmed case of 2019 COVID.
Show and tell that.
What is this year?
What is this year is the correct response.
It happened on March 17th.
I think that's the first case of West Virginia
not having a disease.
This year or last year for $400.
Twitter bans all political
advertising worldwide.
Show and tell that.
What is this year?
What is this year?
What is this year is incorrect.
Church of Wi-Fi.
Luckily, there's a lot of options remaining.
What is last year?
What is last year is the correct response.
Wi-Fi, you're in control.
We're going for 6.
Elon Musk's and a bunch of other notable Twitter accounts hacked in a Bitcoin scam.
Elon Musk's and a bunch of other notable Twitter accounts hacked in a Bitcoin scam.
Elon Musk's and a bunch of other notable Twitter accounts hacked in a Bitcoin scam.
Show and tell that.
Show and tell that?
What is this year?
What is this year is the correct response.
It happened in July, which was like 14 years ago.
That was beautiful.
All right.
Out of the hole again.
Show and tell that, you're in control.
Let's aim back for that hole.
Go for 800.
Twitter issues first misleading label to Trump tweet.
What is this year?
Church of Wi-Fi.
what is this year is the right response it happened in may way too late
yeah because that's definitely the first one which deserved it i promise
going for one oh good frozen to release
three more what is last year last year what is last year is the right response november of last
year in fact he has a daughter getting there we go yeah on behalf of the church of wi-fi to welcome
you out of the hole glad to be here that is uh not the first time i've heard that
that's what they said there we go all right tell me you're in control uh movies by character for
two movies by character for two
eugene
bill
eugene belford and how
show and tell net what is 2001 a space odyssey
incorrect church of wi-fi what is hackers
is the correct response eugene belford being mr the plague sir and how being his
pendulet assistant uh all right church of wi-fi you're in control
400.
400.
nerve ceo Gary Winston
is that a real person or a tv or the movie
the movie on one second uh
five four church of wi-fi
what is antitrust
antitrust
trust is the correct response that's right because that's rachel lee
all right where are we going next
six hundred general jack behringer and dr john mckittrick
show intel net
what is war games what is war games is the correct response well done
i asked for a 16 but i got a 61 in terms of the scores all right uh where are we going next
800
oh my goodness it's a dfiu double don't
it up
all right you've got 1600 you can wager all or any of that 1600 on movie movies by character
i mean it's worked out well for us i think it all has 50 percent of the time
would you have it any other way do you have any other way out of this also no thank you
1600 please we believe in binary locked in
locked in for 1600 angela bennett and dr allen champion
i got nothing
what is the net what is the net is absolutely right well done
yeah
well done
all right
all right
all right
it was my guess for the 400 point question
oh it was in fact it was down to show up
oh my character for a thousand all right doctors haywood floyd and david bowman
i should know this doctors
doctor how are you bringing a doctor doctor doctor doctor it is in fact five four three
what is 2001 space odyssey i mean so i can get the wrong answer to the right question
what is the net yeah that's
all right uh i'm just i'm just glad that me sitting in a room by myself for eight months
hasn't lost me
lose it completely all right we got two categories left show and tell that says
remember i need two two words two words is a response but they're spelled the same
to connect a device to bluetooth again or fix it
church of wi-fi what are what are what is
that is the correct response what are repair and repair
okay
next 400 a unit of angular measure or something of small importance
show and tell net
what are degree and degree
yeah no i'm sorry that's incorrect church of wi-fi do you want to give it a shot
you're really you're really dunking on my education here aren't you jeff
constantly with my degree that i pretend to have is of great importance to me i'll have you know
sir my bullshit phd is legitimate i tell you wait a minute hold on i've got a judge hey win
something of small importance as a degree would you accept that as a degree
a response yeah well you know i'm glad you asked that because uh i don't know if you heard me
grunting make noises but he said degree and degree and it was like damn that was a good potential
alternate answer and i had already thought of that and uh in consideration i'm going to give it to
him all right that was a uh that was a four hundred dollars so i will uh i will adjust the
score plus 800 because they were at 32 and so we will make it 3600. i'll give you more math involved
thank you do you concur with that so we took away the wrong answer and gave them results for a
correct answer 400. can we just call it a crappy question
no no no it may have been a crappy answer
was good okay we're good
one it doesn't it doesn't change the who the host and judge of this game show are that's fine
all right all right so show and tell that you're gonna stay in control of the board
heteronyms for six
two
update your ecdsa or to quit your job
church of wi-fi what is re-sign and resign that is correct
let it be known that's the first time i've said that that is a good question
thank thank you jeff your your approval means so much to me
church of wi-fi is in control of the board however where would you like to go next
i like heteronyms 800
exactly correct and the process to make it that way
church of wi-fi what are perfect and perfect
that's correct as well well done
heteronyms for 1000.
an instance of an abstract data type and what many people do to this programming ideal
church of wi-fi what are object and object that is also correct well done well done excellent job
running the rest of that category good job
giving lead for church of wi-fi
one uh one category 200
vi remember i need the programming language which written in show and tell net what is c
correct well done
for 400
emacs
I'm not touching that just because it's emacs
I'm not touching that just because it's emacs
show and tell net
so the category is what private language is this answer valid and therefore i will say bash
what is bash uh no i want to be very clear i want to be very clear that the category that is that i
said is what programming language is the program written in programming language is the program
that is what programming language is the program written in programming language is the program written
that said would you like to guess plus
no I'm sorry that's incorrect church of wi-fi
not touching that one it's richard stallman it's terrible
emacs is pretty famously written in
um
yeah that's the right response I mean that's the right reaction
at least
What is irrelevant?
Don't control shifts all start stuff like that on hacker jeopardy man
See there's one of them over there that guy there's all one of them right there
All right nano
If you can get past your disgust to come out with what programming language it was written in not an official answer, but probably
Show and tell that I'm sorry if I'm wrong, but what is C is the correct response?
It'll eventually be right from Pico what is 23 oh and tell that
Yes
Plus plus
Show and tell that
Takers
What is C++
Jet brains pie charm two languages
Oh
Show and tell that what is jet and Python
I don't think it's a database tactic technique. It's the
extensible table shit
Yeah, I'm sorry
This is terrible, but that's interesting
That's incorrect
Church of Wi-Fi I
Ain't touching jet brains without a different pole. Sorry
All right now. Sorry. No, it's not jet
Yeah
Okay, well we have reached the end of our second round double hacker jeopardy so real quick
Let's tally up our beers
What's our first beer of the day we have our first beer is phenomenal. Only兩個 beers. So Mr. sexual doc. Mr. Doctor sexual potato MD got to
tourists
renderman
We'll call it for I haven't finished the fifth
hallucinating
year
That's fair bog. We've got like two actual beers and two cans. Okay, so we got
three beers first one期
Because one's a peach beer.
Three beers.
Three beers and one can of peach shit.
All right.
I don't have a Dasty on here for tomorrow.
I'm sorry.
Hey, at least we got a sorry out of it.
I'll take it.
Sorry.
We're Canadian.
That's what they say.
How many beers, Jeff?
Just one?
I think he's saying wait until he talks.
Nine.
Nine beers.
Oh, my God.
I'm expecting a hundred and less in a moment.
It does explain the reduction in quality of responses towards the end of the show.
That makes sense.
Sketch, how many do you have?
Zero.
No beers.
And then Logan, how many beers?
Six.
Oh, my God.
Six.
Six.
The Canadians at the drinking competition.
Starting the new year off right or wrong.
Or right?
Right is the correct answer.
All right.
So.
On behalf of Canadians everywhere, so Drake the Canadians at the annual drinking competition,
we salute you.
All right.
96.
We accept this praise.
53.
Bless you.
Okay.
Well, the scores.
As they say.
As they sit on the screen are correct.
Church of Wi-Fi 9600 show and tell at 5300.
It is not a runaway game.
It is not a runaway game.
So if you have not seen this part of hacker jeopardy before at this point in time, I will
be showing the final hacker jeopardy category to our teams.
They will be nominating one person to play for every team who will set a wager and execute
the final.
This is the final jeopardy clue.
So our final tie-breaking, everything on the line category is.
It's finally almost 2021.
When will it all be over?
What?
Love it.
Love it.
Love it.
Love it.
Finally, almost 2021.
When will it all be over?
Uh.
You guys won't be playing.
Mark, who will be playing?
We're going to play a completely different game.
I don't know.
I feel like you got this.
I'll give it a shot.
All right.
You're right, Doctor.
Dr.
Potato.
Go ahead and get your writing utensils ready.
And if you want to go ahead and start locking in your wager of your 9600 points.
Jeff, who's gonna be playing for show and tell now?
No.
Logan, will you volunteer to distribute, or are you pointing up toward Dan?
No, I have a question. What time do we tie?
Don't worry about it.
Don't worry about it.
Although, Dan, for a bet, what do you think?
Sketch?
Are you up for this?
I'll take it. I'll take one for the team.
I believe in you.
You're wrong, but that's fine.
No, I'm doing it.
Wait, no, so, Sketch. Alright, Sketch. Alright, cool.
Alright, so, Dave.
Go ahead and shut down everybody's audio for me.
Remember,
go ahead and, when you have your wager
written down,
Dr. Potato and Sketch,
go ahead and keep them in frame for me
so we can see that you've actually
locked it in.
Alright, that's good.
And, good. Okay.
Without any further
ado, your...
You don't have to show it to me.
Okay.
Doesn't matter. Here we go. Here's your
final category.
You're gonna have 60 seconds.
Good luck.
In hexadecimal,
the number of full years remaining
until the
Unix epoch rolls over.
You have 60 seconds.
Good luck.
🎵
Don't fuck... it...
🎵
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